Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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