i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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