he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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