so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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