you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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