I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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