Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Alive.
So much puke
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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