he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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