super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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