I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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