I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I need to stop coming to work sober
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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