i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Go christen that room with your naked body.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
