these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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