It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
