I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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