dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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