no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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