I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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