what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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