Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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