Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
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then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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