Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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