no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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