I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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