she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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