The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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