So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It's official drugs can't kill me
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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