he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
