Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Randomize
