Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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