Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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