Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just wanna be euthanized
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He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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