nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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