the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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