Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.