Already got asked if we're dating
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit