This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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