I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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