YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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