Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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