and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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