Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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