Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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