i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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