Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
North Korea, Best Korea!
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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