She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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