I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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