We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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