i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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