I'm going to jail i love you
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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