Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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