nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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