So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
