spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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