I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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