I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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