how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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