JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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