I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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