your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just had sex on a roof
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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